Thought of the Day…I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. ~Woody Allen
I received this in an email… you know the kind… forwards… well… I want to share it with you…
|No, I Haven’t Seen Your Lipstick
Why would you even ask me that? I’m insulted!
Every time something goes missing around here, everybody looks at me!
For your information, I don’t even wear that shade – it doesn’t flatter my complexion and it tastes terrible…