Thought of the Day…I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. ~Woody Allen

I received this in an email… you know the kind… forwards… well… I want to share it with you…

Enjoy!

No, I Haven’t Seen Your Lipstick Why would you even ask me that? I’m insulted! Every time something goes missing around here, everybody looks at me! For your information, I don’t even wear that shade – it doesn’t flatter my complexion and it tastes terrible… …Ooooops….